You are sitting in your living room in Colorado and you're bored. You just got a call and you got into Carroll University [[Call your parents]]!!!You called you're parents in excitement but they just told you there is no way for you to get to Wisconsin. Carroll is your dream school and you have been wanting to go there since you were five years old. [[go cry]] [[Start saving money]].Get over it crying isn't going to help anything. Go find a way to get to Wisconsin. This is your dream school!!! [[Find a way]]You go get a job as a bartender in Denver. You make enough money to get a bus ticket to Illinois. It is a quick and cheap Uber from there to Carroll. You can either get a job or start packing. [[start packing]] [[keep working]]You walk outside and go across the corner. You see an ad for a bus ticket going to Illinois. You get really excited but then really start thinking about it. Do you have enough time to make the cut? [[Go check it out]] [[go back home]]You see that a bus ticket is only $150 dollars. You think to yourself "you can make that in a few weeks." [[go get a job]] [[go back home]] You go back home and your parents are sitting on the couch and have a strange look on their faces. You sit next to them anyways. Your heart starts racing and your palms get sweaty. What do you say? [[Please pay for college.]] [[What's going on?]]You start packing and realize there is no way you can fit all of this stuff on the bus. You can go work for a little longer and buy stuff when you are at Carroll, or you can downsize. [[downsize]] [[work a little longer]]You quickly find a job making pizzas and make minimum wage. Unfortanetly you wont be able to make enough money. What do you want to do? [[quit and find another job]] [[keep working]]Your neighbor put up a sign to house sit for $400 dollars!!! [[go house sit]]You don't make the cut for the bus and you are stuck at work. You have no college education and you are stuck there for the rest of your life.You house sit for a couple of days and decide to throw a big party. Everybody shows up and starts (text-style:"rumble")[stompping] shaking the floor. [[continue to party]]The floor soon breaks and now there is a huge hole in the middle of the floor. You kick everyone out and start debating weither you should fix it or tell your neighbor what happened. [[Fix it]] [[Tell your neighbor]]You don't know how to fix it in time and your neighbor comes home. She doesn't pay you and you have no job or college education. Congrats, you lost at life.Your neighbor understands but she is not going to pay you. You can house sit next week but there is now cameras in the house. [[house sit again]]You are sitting on the couch and your friends heard you were house sitting again. They show up with abunch of people and liquor. [[cover the camera and party!!!]] [[tell them to leave]]Everyone gets super drunk and starts paying you for the liquor even though you didn't buy it. Your neighbor sees on the camera that you are partying but you made $500. [[go to college]]Your friends barge in and start parting anyways. The neighbor sees this on the security camera and calls you to tell you "your fired". [[trash the house]]You are jobless and do not have a college degree so party your ass off because it's going to be the last night you're gonna have fun for a long time. [[party your ass off]] Congratulationgs you made it to college! Enjoy your time here and learn some stuff! [[Roll Pios]]You decide to downsize which was the right choice!! You later find out that you wouldn't be able to afford to but anything when you are there. [[go to college]]You find out that you aren't able to afford anything up there and it is too late to downsize your packing. You stay at the job you are at and make pretty good money but never have enough to get an education from Carroll. You still have a lot of regrets on your decisions and if you could look back you would do it all differently. [[start again|First day]] [[stay at your job]]They take this as a greedy comment and decide that paying for your college will make you more spoiled. They decide that you cannot go unless you pay for yourself. You have to get a job if you want to do this so you go back outside and start looking again. [[go get a job]]Your dad says "Son, we have been thinking and have decided to pay for your transportation to the school. You will have to take out student loans but, you get to go to your dream school." You are so happy you give your parents hugs and sprint upstairs to start packing. [[start to pack]]Congrats on your good living. You have a wife and two kids. You retire at the age of 65 and live on a lake house in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. You are happy but still have some regrets. You check off everything on the list that you need. You go to the store to get all the little things you missed. Everyone can see how happy and excited you are and asks why. They congradulate you and wish you the best. [[go to Caroll]]You arrive at Carroll on move in day. You meet your roommate and start the move in process. Your parents are so proud of you for getting into such a academically inclined university. Once you are done moving in, you try to say goodbye to your parents without crying. You hold back your tears as they leave. [[Expirence College]]Have fun at college and making memories.You are going to love it. Roll Pios!!!!(text-color:#ffa500)[ROLL PIOS!!]You died of alcohol posioning. Congrats you played yourself. While you're dying you think of all the stupid decisions you made and how you should've made the right choices instead. [[you're dead]]You died :( RIP 1999-2018